If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I love you.
Bad choice
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