I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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