Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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