are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
