Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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