yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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