This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
false alarm, still single
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