Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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