How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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