Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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