She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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