IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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