I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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