I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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