I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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