I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
