The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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