the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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