I think I am morally bankrupt
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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