Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dignity is for republicans.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Someone signed my nipple.
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