So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He passed out mid-signature
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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