I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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