I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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