I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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