I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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