I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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