I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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