Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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