whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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