I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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