I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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