he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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