i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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