either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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