I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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