It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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