PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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