And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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