I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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