Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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