I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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