I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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