Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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