But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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