Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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