Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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