guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.