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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.

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