Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.