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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  the ladder is at the bottom of the pool

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.

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• (415): View more from California

  Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.

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