Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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