They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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