How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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