The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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