Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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