I'm laying in your front yard are you home
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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