Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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